Like, in my mind I’m more into brunettes, but when I look back at my track record, I’ve only dated blondes, so… - Dave Franco
Meet James Franco’s little bro Dave, the latest cast member to join the revamped “21 Jump Street” movie. Will Johnny Depp be making a cameo?
1 in 1600: Davy Franco
by The Campanile of Campanile
Published January 3, 2003
The Campanile: Let’s talk about hottest hottie.
Davy Franco: I don’t want to talk about that sh**.
TC: Hear it runs in the family.
DF: Yeah, I guess, I was hoping for future inventor but Robbie Stone got it instead.
TC: Speaking of hottest hottie I like the hair.
DF: Yeah well you know I’m looking to bring the mullet back.
TC: What is it that you like about the mullet?
DF: Running my hands through it makes me feel the true power. You just gotta stroke it.
TC: How far are you willing to take the mullet.
DF: I think when the curls in the back make a full loop it’s over.
TC: So more about hair, how do you feel about rat tails.
DF: Umm … well my friend Nick Weiss used to have a 3 foot rat tail.
TC: How do you feel this affected his social life.
DF: I can’t really talk with my mullet, but it truly was the filthiest thing I’ve ever seen.
TC: Oh yeah.
DF: You know I’ve always wanted to frost my mullet, but Kat says she’ll drop me if I do.
TC: So how is it with Kat?
DF: Well, other than the fact that I haven’t kissed her for a month Â… Just joking, I’m really happy with her.
TC: So sensitive no wonder girls enjoy your feminine mystique.
DF: Well, I do wear the same size shoes, and she still doesn’t know I borrowed her pants.
TC: Well you know what they say about guys with small feet.
DF: Well there are some big exceptions.
TC: Too bad you’re not one of them.
DF: How do you know?
TC: Danika told me.
DF: Uhhhhh … Anyway.
TC: Yeah, sometimes I see you playing frisbee after school.
DF: Yeah, we just gave the Frisbee Club some serious competition.
TC: Really?
DF: Yeah, we killed them; they are just a bunch of amateurs.
TC: So on another note, what do you think of the flaming poo?
DF: Well I have this neighbor who keeps calling the cops on us for standing on the sidewalk. My friends and I want to give her the flaming poo.
TC: Sounds good, why does that appeal to you so much?
DF: Yeah I think it would be priceless to see her stomp the fire out and get poo all over her foot.
TC: Well … what do you think about all the Ivy League acceptances Paly has had?
DF: Umm, I personally know a little about that. Harvard and Yale have been competing to get me to play frisbee for them, but I just can’t decide between the two.
TC: No joke?
DF: Actually no, but after Evan got in to Penn we tried to make a human tunnel for him. He wouldn’t go through it.
TC: Oh yeah, I remember the human tunnel from soccer games back when we were in elementary school.
DF: What I remember is Nick’s rat tail flapping in the wind when he was running in front of me.
TC: As an observation, I think all of Paly has observed, why is it that I can always see everything your pants are supposed to cover up?
DF: Actually there is a reason behind this. I’m pretty small so its usually hard to find pants that fit me. Everything is usually too small or too big.
TC: Oh I get you. You’re at the spot in between Baby Gap and Gap kids. There is nothing to worry about. Eventually you will grow out of it.
DF: Shut up. You know what’s messed up?
TC: What is it this time?
DF: Those child leash things; they are so awful.
TC: Yeah, seriously.
DF: I was in SF the other day and I saw this kid go to the hospital because his mom yanked him back too hard while he was running after a dog.
TC: Man, that’s messed up. Speaking of messed up, are you going to streak this year?
DF: Well, the naked parachuting idea isn’t going to work. Too dangerous.
TC: That’s too bad.
DF: But I’m trying to plan something involving a truck, a megaphone and 50 bottles of whipped cream.
TC: Oh you mean like in Varsity Blues?
DF: No I was thinking more like the banana in Not Another Teen Movie.
TC: I see. I hear you are an AIM addict.
DF: No, but my friends go on to try and pick up girls.
TC: Yeah, but at least they don’t have the same screen name as their mom.
DF: (Laughs like his mom) Be quiet.
TC: So I hear your brother is hot.
DF: Which one?
TC: Both of them, but James is hotter.
DF: Well he came to Paly on Friday, Talia enjoyed that one.
TC: Does it bother you that the whole of Palo Alto feels like they know him well?
DF: No, not really. I understand how it is to want to be a part of the Franco family.
TC: Don’t you wish. Then we would all be five foot, two inches and 93 pounds
DF: Shut up, I am going to grow soon, and when I do, it’s all over. Anyway my brothers are tall, so my time is coming.
TC: Oh yeah, I hear your dad is in the CIA.
DF: Well he did just get back from Afghanistan.
TC: Well you know he scares all of us.
DF: Really? Maybe it’s cause when you come over he swears at the TV.
TC: So back to frosted tips. What about JT. You know, Justin Timberlake?
DF: Well he is kinda girly, but I can’t talk.
TC: Too true, so I hear you drive a Cabrio.
DF: Shut up (laughs like a little girl).
